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benedictcumberbatchsgirlfriend:

John: Sherlock, come home I’m horny

Sherlock: John, I’m on a case!

John: Mrs Hudson has gone out

Sherlock:image

Tagged: #johnlock  #puahaha  

(Source: parks-and-recreation-department, via sherlockedcumberbabe)

that-fabulous-bastard:

plumptastic:

kastiakbc:

lacortasirena:

Hilda is such a beautiful pin-up girl <3

Daww, she’s adorable!!

Ugh more, give me more

Always reblog Hilda. 

(Source: overmessed, via ineffably-crowley)

thegreatgame!john fucking blindbanker!john's little tight ass so hard,the headboard hitting the wall,bb!john screaming and yelling,sweating and moaninglike a whore ,pushing his ass and turning his head to see how beautiful tgg!john looks like while fucking him,bb!john begging other john to fuck him hARDER.. YESS DEEPER, FASTER!! while tggjohn is grabbing johns hair and praising him ''look at you,such a good boy, being such a good boy for daddy hnng''
Anonymous

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you wanted sweaty/wanking john? ok here we go. extremely hot summer day, sherlock has tied john to the chair in darkened living room, good army doctor naked (except his dog tags) while himself fully dressed. john can feel sweat pouring down to the small of his back and lower, and from hair in his eyes. sherlock brushes away hair and kisses john's sweaty temple while jerking him off and squeezing john's dick harder
ascandalinjohnspants

ascandalinjohnspants:

fuckoff-imacting:

fuckoff-imacting:

JSUT IMAGNE JOHNS LITTLE BREATHY NOISES AS SHERLOCK JERKS HIM OFF AND WHEN HE ACCELERATES JOHNS SWEATING EVEN MORE AND MOANING MORE AND LOUDER AND NOW ALL THE OBSENE NOISES HE MAKES WHEN SHERLOCKS SQUEEZES JOHNS DICK AND JOHNS BEGGING SHERLOCK TO LET HIM COME BUT SHERLOCK’S SUCH A PRICK BC EACH TIME JOHN IS ABOUT TO CUM HE STOPS STROKING AND SQUEEZES HIS DICK UGH

uuugh didn’t i mentioned that john has a mouth gag and he can’t talk? ehh so many flaws to this story, better yall need to finish it up (although looks like john wont if sherlock keeps this up. oh diiiirty hehee)

well let’s imagine john has a mouth gag and he can’t talk but he can do all these obsene/breathy noises anyway they will sound hotter if he has a mouth gag tbh

Tagged: #fucccccK  
you wanted sweaty/wanking john? ok here we go. extremely hot summer day, sherlock has tied john to the chair in darkened living room, good army doctor naked (except his dog tags) while himself fully dressed. john can feel sweat pouring down to the small of his back and lower, and from hair in his eyes. sherlock brushes away hair and kisses john's sweaty temple while jerking him off and squeezing john's dick harder
ascandalinjohnspants

fuckoff-imacting:

JSUT IMAGNE JOHNS LITTLE BREATHY NOISES AS SHERLOCK JERKS HIM OFF AND WHEN HE ACCELERATES JOHNS SWEATING EVEN MORE AND MOANING MORE AND LOUDER AND NOW ALL THE OBSENE NOISES HE MAKES WHEN SHERLOCKS SQUEEZES JOHNS DICK AND JOHNS BEGGING SHERLOCK TO LET HIM COME BUT SHERLOCK’S SUCH A PRICK BC EACH TIME JOHN IS ABOUT TO CUM HE STOPS STROKING AND SQUEEZES HIS DICK UGH

john entering sherlocks bedroom one night when he's out for a case and seeing some of his clothes on his bed and starts to smell them then smelling his briefs in his wardrobe and stroking his erection through his jeans but he's so horny that he sits on the edge of sherlocks bed,pulls his jeans down around his ankles and jerks off with sherlocks briefs,panting and moaning like SHERLOCK SHERLOCK YES YES FUCK FUCK ME until he's making a huge mess all over the underwear
Anonymous

INEEDTOMASTURBATEIHATEYALL

you wanted sweaty/wanking john? ok here we go. extremely hot summer day, sherlock has tied john to the chair in darkened living room, good army doctor naked (except his dog tags) while himself fully dressed. john can feel sweat pouring down to the small of his back and lower, and from hair in his eyes. sherlock brushes away hair and kisses john's sweaty temple while jerking him off and squeezing john's dick harder
ascandalinjohnspants

john innocently folding laundry on he and sherlock's bed and sherlock comes up behind him, wraps his arms around him and starts planting kisses up his neck,and john moans and plants his hands on the mattress while sherlock grinds his clothed erection into him. then without warning, sherlock uses one hand to toy with john's nipples and plunges his other hand into john's pants and starts stroking him, whispering in his ear "such a good boy. such a good boy for me, aren't you?"
Anonymous

INNOCENT/GOODBOY!JOHN HNNNGG